AISubs v3.7
Yamald! - I'm Tsutada! - I'm Jima! - I'm Ryo! - I'm Yamald! - I'm Mashimura! - I'm Ojima!
Everyone, once you've finished boiling the noodles, there will be days when you haven't decided on the flavor yet, right?
[Boss Tetsuya's point of view]
But even if you've decided, you can still change it even before you put them in!
[Boss Tetsuya's point of view]
This time, we're putting them in the toilet!
[Applause!]
By the way,
this time, you guys are going to...
Ryo is going to poop and Ryo is going to eat it.
[Ryo is going to eat it.]
You're going to poop and eat it.
You're going to die soon.
I'm going to go somewhere I can't go.
You're going to die soon.
I thought it was a prank.
What am I thinking about?
You're not going to do it?
You want to do it, don't you?
No, I'm not.
What Ryo likes
Each of you have to buy.
It's a project Ryo will like.
Combining bonds like memberships and such.
We've put in the game.
Randomly decide the order.
No one except Ryo decides from one to five.
Those who come first will prefer Ryo's first.
Those who come second won't like it more than one other but they'll be happier than the other three.
In the same way, we will choose 3rd, 4th, and 5th.
If the 5th person brings something that Ryo doesn't like,
it's safe and the person will be saved.
It's 5th person.
If the 5th person brings something other than pooping, it's hard to bring it.
What kind of topic is that?
It's hard to bring anything other than pooping.
There are 3 topics this time.
The first one is interior design.
The second one is fashion design.
The last one is thought-provoking.
- Oh! - No, no, you can't say that!
- You can't say that. - You can!
You can't say it? Then say it!
It's a game that makes you happy!
- You can't say it. - You're using your pride.
- I'm really happy. - I'm really happy.
- Let's decide who will eat first and decide who will eat last. - Yes, goodbye.
- The winner will eat first and the winner will eat last. - Yes.
- First, Gugutake, go! - Oh, oh!
- Shima - Gugutake, go!
- Shima is the hardest. - Oh, oh!
- It's hard to eat.
- Next is fashion. - Yes.
- First, Gugutake, go! - Yes, go!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- Let's start preparing. - Yes.
- Let's go shopping! - Let's go shopping!
- We're done shopping! - Yes!
- Ryo doesn't know the order at all, so we'll just show you what we bought and Ryo will simply make an order and see if it fits. - You bought us something nice, right?
- Yes. - If you're not happy about it, we'll change it for you. - Yes.
- No, no, we chose it with all our hearts, so it should make you a little happy. Please. - Yes.
- "Please"! - "Please"!
- So, the first one is "interior". - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, we'll show you in the order Ryo chose. - Yes.
- Who do you want to see it? - Well, well, well, I guess Yumemaru. - Well, I'll show you mine first.
- The interior I bought is this! Open your eyes! - Oh! - Oh!
- This is interesting! - What is this? - This is a bowling ball. - I see!
- Yes, we bought it for interior. - There's no hole in it, right? - Yes.
- Well, Ryo, you go to the hole and measure the hole of your finger and if it fits, you can do it. - Oh!
- Oh! - We got this. - I see!
- Ryo, please roll it on your family's bowling court. - Well...
- What's the first one? - This is... - Sorry, I made a mistake.
- I made a mistake, I made a mistake. - I'm sorry. - I made a mistake.
- Mushi-san, you're crying! - Mushi-san, you're crying!
- Well, then, shall we see Mushi-san's next one? - Yes! - Please. - Well, I'll close my eyes. - Yes!
- Please open your eyes! - One, two... - Bang!
- Wow! - Wow! It's huge!
- Wow! - It's a tree! - I see!
- This is for you, Ryo-kun. - Wow!
- You love olives, right? - Wow!
- It's an olive tree. - Wow!
- It might be good. - Can you make pasta with it?
- I've always thought olives are good for the environment. - Wow!
- Have you ever thought of that? - I've never thought of that!
- Tetsuya... - Yes?
- I'll bring it to you. - Please open your eyes!
- One, two... - Bang!
- Wow! - It's cute!
- It's cute. - It's a gorilla thermometer, right?
- The ball floats depending on the temperature. - Yeah.
- Can you tell? - Wow!
- This is cool! - It's cool!
- It's cool, right? - Tetsuya has thought of this well.
- It's really hard for me to rank these three. - Wow!
- Please open your eyes! - One, two...
- Bang! - Wow!
- This is it! - I got it!
- This is it! - Wow!
- This must exist in Japan! - Nohara Hiroshi.
- I got it! - Wow!
- I got it! - This is fun!
- If you put this in your room... - Yes?
- It'll open all of a sudden, right? - Does it have that effect?
- Hiroshi is working so hard! - Yeah.
- It's like, "I'll work hard too!" - This is fun.
- Okay, I'll take this one! - Okay!
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Yes?
- It's too big for the living room door to go through.
- What?! - What?!
- I'm not happy about it even if you don't look at it. - I'm sorry.
- I thought it'd go in the dorm, not here. - Huh?
- Here it is! - Please open your eyes!
- One, two... - Bang!
- Wow! - It's huge!
- It's huge!
- I didn't say it just now. - One, two...
- Bang! - Bang!
- That's annoying! - That's annoying!
- Yes, this is a Satoko-chan mover! - Wow!
- I see! - What is this?!
- Satoko-chan mover! - There's a bear in here.
- Wow! - This is...
- Huh?! - A kid puts 100 yen in here and...
- Bang! Bang! Like that. - Is it okay? - Is it okay?
- What is this? - Bang!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Please go ahead! - Please go ahead!
- This is crazy! - This is crazy!
- Okay. - Okay.
- I made it for 40,000 yen. - Wow!
- I thought it would be expensive, so I bought it with my own money. - Wow!
[Who will be the winner of the "Best of the Best"!?]
- Okay, let's see who's in the middle. - Okay!
- The 1st place for "Happy Things"! - Olive tree!
- 2nd place! - Congratulations!
- 2nd place is... - thermometer!
- 3rd place is... - Hiroshi!
- Wow! - Wow!
- 4th place is... - bowling ball!
- 5th place is... - Satago-chan!
- Okay! - Okay!
- The person who said "Let me make you happy" the most is... - Mushimera!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's true that I'm under a lot of pressure from Ryo. - I know! I know!
- 2nd place is... - me!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's just right! - Wow!
- It's just right! - It's just right!
- Wow! - I'll say the 3rd place!
- Toshimizu! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- 4th place is... - Shibayu!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Wow! - Wow!
- No, no, no! - Wait a minute! Let me make an excuse!
- No, no, no! - Go get me the lowest level of garbage!
- You guys! - I'm not happy about garbage!
- Really, bring me garbage! - That's...
- That's really annoying!
- What do you guys think about that this time?
- No, that's... There's definitely no "go"!
- You've done it! - Why do you put "go" in there?
- This is "dream world wisdom"! - Wisdom!
- No matter how you look at it, there's definitely no "go" in there!
- That was close! There's definitely "go" in there!
- There is! - There is!
- Alright, next up... - Yes!
- Fashion! - Yes!
- I'll go get it! - Yes!
- I'll go get it!
- Wow!
- Red and yellow...
- What are you talking about? I'm the one who died!
Now, everyone, please open your eyes!
One, two...
Yes!
- Oh, a parka! - Oh!
- Oh, it's a Galby! - It's a Galby!
- It's called "one-chan road," right? - Yeah!
- Golfy! - Yeah!
- Oh! - Oh!
- No, it's good... - I know it's not number one.
- We're not aiming for number one. - Yeah.
- Let's see what we've got. - Yeah.
- Next. - I'll show you.
- Here it is. - Okay.
- A T-shirt. - Oh!
- White tea? - White tea.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's "Takei" white tea! - Yes, it's "Takei" white tea.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Wow, white tea for 12,000 yen! - Wow!
- Thank you. - Yes, thank you.
"Takei" white tea
- Open your eyes! - One, two...
- Pa! - Huh?
- Hahaha! - Oh, oh, oh...
- So... - Eh?
- We've got this "Shin-ya" apartment style...
- sweat-stained underwear! - Hahaha!
- Yeah, it's pretty good.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's pretty good. - It stinks.
- It's "Shin-ya" apartment style, so...
- it's pretty well stained, right?
- So, Iwamoto-san... - Why me?
- Hahaha! - Wear it.
- Oh! - Ugh!
- Hahaha! - Wait, I can't wear it?
- It's in my zone. - Hahaha!
- I can't tell what it is. - It smells.
- Hahaha!
- Well...
- It's fashion, so... - Yes, yes.
- Let me show you a little more. - Yes.
- One, two... - Pa!
- Huh? - Oh, what is it? - It's not finished yet.
- Oh... - Here it is!
- It's a denim rack. - Wow!
- Wow!
- Yes, yes, yes. - Wow!
- It looks like the interior,
- to tell you the truth. - This guy's got a wide range of questions.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Well, well, well... - Is he wearing denim shorts?
- Oh, he's wearing denim shorts! - Hahaha!
- Wow! - It's denim, but...
- It's not denim. - When you wear denim shorts,
- you can tell it's fashion.
- One, two... - Pa!
- Oh! - Wow!
- It's a gift, so... - Here it is!
- Ta-da! - Oh, a T-shirt.
- Oh! - It's white T-shirt.
- Oh! - And this is... - I wear it a lot.
- Isn't it your brand? - What?
- It's your brand. - It's my brand.
- It's your and my brand's T-shirt.
- It's white T-shirt. It's totally fashionable.
- It's a T-shirt that's easy to wear.
- It's all here. - It's all here.
- Let's show it to them.
- Yes, it is.
- The one I was most happy about was... - This one!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Well, this is...
- You can think about it. - The one I was most happy about was... - This one! - Oh! - Oh! - This is really useful. - It really is. - You can use it for real. - The third one is... - This one! - Oh! - This is the fourth one. - Oh! - You haven't seen it, so you don't know it yet. - It's huge! - I thought of it! - You're bringing it with you. - It's in the way! - It's too easy to carry around. - Of course it is! - I've been thinking about it for a while. - Thank you! - Thank you! - And lastly...
I don't need it.
I'll announce it.
Number one...
Shibayu!
You're great!
Number one is fine-tune.
That's good.
Number two...
Toshimitsu!
It's ladderhanger!
Toshimitsu!
Shiba and Toshi came.
Yume and Tetsuya came.
You're right.
As long as you don't make a mistake...
I didn't make a mistake!
I'll burn your house down.
I see.
The last one is...
In a very broad sense...
It's my favorite.
Please open your eyes.
One, two...
What is it?
Please take it out of the item.
It's chocolate.
It looks delicious.
It must be delicious.
Thank you very much.
Please open your eyes.
One, two...
For people like you...
It's a pipe.
You look like a beginner.
It smells like vanilla.
(It's so hot...)
(Oh!)
(The smoke from Ryo-san's breath...)
(And...)
(The smell of the wall)
(The smell is crazy!)
(It's quite interesting, isn't it?)
(It's fashionable, isn't it?)
(I want you to be addicted to it!)
(Because you smoked with me on the veranda and I smoked with you on the street)
(Hahahahaha)
(Come on! It's time to go!)
(Thank you very much!)
(Yes!)
(Now, please open your eyes!)
(One, two!)
(Pah!)
(Uh!)
(Oh!)
(Huh?!)
(What is it? What is it?)
(There is a train called "m gauge", isn't it?)
(Oh, oh, oh!)
(It is a unit that allows you to run multiple vehicles at the same time!)
(Oh!)
(Yes!)
(So, in order to make it run,)
(there are rails and vehicles and various other things,)
(and you can control it by yourself with one of these machines!)
(It's a machine like that!)
(Oh!)
(It's not a train, is it?)
(It's nothing!)
(I see!)
(By the way, it's 40,000 yen!)
(Wow!)
(What is this?!)
(I know! I know!)
(What is this?!)
(It's really...)
(It's really nice, isn't it?)
(Yes!)
(Now, please open your eyes!)
(Yes!)
(Now, please open your eyes!)
(One, two!)
(Pah!)
(Oh!)
(I see!)
(Hmm...)
(Is it good?)
(Yes!)
(It's a red wine from California, called Insignia!)
(Wow!)
(It's my favorite red wine!)
(It's expensive!)
(It's a wine that makes you say "delicious" even if you don't know it!)
(Wow!)
(It's a wine like that!)
(It's 26,000 yen!)
(Wow!)
(That's cheap!)
(It's cheap!)
(It's 20,000 yen!)
(It's young!)
(It's really good!)
(Thank you very much!)
(Now, finally, the next one!)
(No!)
(It's in the kitchen...)
(It's right!)
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- A bowl? - Oh...
- A bowl-like junkies. - I'm scared! I'm scared!
Please raise your eyes!
Ready...
- Kaboom! - Huh?
- Whoa! - Huh? What is it?
Uehhhh! Damn it! We shouldn't have done it!
Uehh! Uehh! Are you insane?!
The 5th place in my happy thinking ranking...
It's poop!
What?
I don't think so.
I'm sorry, Komoto-san.
I said it's poop.
This is delicious.
This is really delicious.
Fourth place is this.
Third place is this.
Fourth place is this.
And first place is this.
I see.
Since Shimizu is actually recommending it to us, we'd like to try it.
That's about it.
The fifth thing that Ryo is happy about...
Pooping!
You're doing a good job.
Nice, pooping.
Fourth place...
Me!
Third place...
Stingray!
Nice!
Good job, good job.
You're doing a good job.
Nice!
Reach!
Second place...
Dreaming!
If you get through the lowest level, it'll be easier.
I'm not happy about that.
This is where it gets dangerous.
There's a problem with liking chocolate too much.
But since we don't buy it ourselves...
So you understand what we're happy about.
I'm happy.
Ryo, do you want me to mix this up for you?
No, I don't need it.
Drink it.
If you're not happy about it, take it back.
Take back your poop.
Which one do you want me to take back?
Poop or bento?
That's right.
You have to take back the one you don't like the most.
Out of these 15?
Why?
Would you like me to take you home instead of giving you a poop?
Ohhhhhh!
"No, I don't think so." "Yeah, you're right."
Well, it's a bad time, isn't it?
Well, I have a friend today, so when we go home together, I'd like you to take that friend with you.
I refuse!
Your friend...